Dogs of the World

September 9, 2009
Dogs of the World
By Max

Dogs are good pets, and many people take care of them. But even many people take care of them; there are still many wild dogs in the world.


Dogs have many kinds of species, big and small, handsome and cute, and other kinds. Now we can put two different dogs together and they can give birth to a different kind of dog, combining his father and mother’s characteristics. Sometimes many strong dogs can train to be a police dog or dogs for blind people. Sometimes people think small dogs are very cute, so they treat them nicely, and they will let her wear some beautiful outfits and wash her fur. Some dogs are very angry and have many bad habits, so the people who take care of them treat them badly. But I think it is not important to choose which kind of dog, because they have their own abilities.

What's a Riddle

September 9, 2009
What’s a Riddle?
By Max

Riddles are very funny when you get the answer sometimes. I have heard of the popular Knock Knock jokes, and it is very funny. But sometimes I don’t get it because I don’t know the meaning very much.


I am also not good at making riddles; because it is not funny, and other people hear it often even it is very funny. Sometimes I hear other people talking jokes about 三個外國人,一加一等於多少, and many more that are very funny. The funniest joke I have heard is two people went to an island, and the men said they need to put 100 of any fruit into the penis. The first man took 100 cherries, and he stuffed the cherries one by one. When he stuffed to the 99th cherry, he suddenly laughed. Because he saw the second man took 100 durians back!